We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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