You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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