You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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