I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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