I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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