I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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