ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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