As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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