I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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