Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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