My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Dignity is for republicans.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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