IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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