suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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