I need help removing her.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize