Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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