there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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