so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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