You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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