I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Randomize
