yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
should my penis look like a turkey
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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