So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We named our party play list daddy issues
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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