Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
