"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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