Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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