kristin has been a bad kristin
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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