what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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