hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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