You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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