They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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