When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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