Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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