Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
you would pick up someone in the library
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Randomize
