I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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