Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
