was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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