i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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