Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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