i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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