what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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