no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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