I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
Randomize
