So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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