This girl is more easily done than said...
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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