so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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