We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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