stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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