i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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