I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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