well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Randomize
