just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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