If that was your dad, he is hot
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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