i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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