Non-Jews are for practice
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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