I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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