I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize