Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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