you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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