belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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