11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
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