I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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