If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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